Deep within the heart of the Well Dodgy laboratory located deep within a mystical valley somewhere within Northern England lurks the infamous Dr Codvalve PHD in funnyoptimy. The Dr's sole purpose in life is to astound the world with his wild creations. Along with his helper Nordbutt the slightly detached, Dr Codvalve strives endlessly against all commercial influences to provide the ultimate personalized, awe inspiring and neurologically compromised gifts in the world.

Nordbutt convinced Dr Codvalve some time ago to release his creations onto the unsuspecting world instead of keeping them within his personal gallery in the catacombs of Dodgy manor. Nordbutt realized that it was impossible to find in the shops or on the internet that special or different funny gift for someone who has everything, So to help towards the upkeep of Dodgy manor and to keep Nordbutt with a full supply of gigglewick toffee, Dr Codvalve agreed to supply personalized gifts on a commissioned one off basis. Nordbutt decided that this concept was truly unique and dully appointed himself head of sales and marketing. Nordbutt decided to put the whole concept across to the public he would need to invent something himself (Well, with the Dr's help) that is when the "phifimoe form" was invented to explain to potential customers how to commission Dr Codvalve to create that personalized funny gift for their chosen recipient.

Dr Codvalve was more than impressed with Nordbutt's Phifimoe form and after a long night drinking apple and spud gargle juice made from locally grown produce he decided to release his creations onto the world. Dr Codvalve did not want any trespassers in his personal gallery or lab. So he jumped at Nordbutts idea of selling his creations on the T'internet. So the stage was set. Nordbutt got the stable lad Eysore to knock up some images and the site was uploaded. Eysore was paid with a new yard brush and two tins of slippy horse saddle soap. He was more than happy and offered to help Nordbutt with the Phifimoe forms and E-mails if he could move into the manor house from the stable. Nordbutt agreed as long as he promised to get a wash once a week.

Soon the word got round the T'internet and the Phifimoe forms were flowing freely. Dr Codvalve was slightly alarmed that the likes of famously type people were buying his creations and using them as a talking point at after match parties and the like. Gordbert the local joiner was very busy making display cases for the Doctors work. Page 2 Click Here

 

© Dr Codvalve 2006 Nordbutt is watching from his padded cell