Deep within the heart of the Well Dodgy laboratory
located deep within a mystical valley somewhere within Northern
England lurks the infamous Dr Codvalve PHD in funnyoptimy. The Dr's
sole purpose in life is to astound the world with his wild creations.
Along with his helper Nordbutt the slightly detached, Dr Codvalve
strives endlessly against all commercial influences to provide the
ultimate personalized, awe inspiring and neurologically compromised
gifts in the world.
Nordbutt convinced Dr Codvalve some time ago to
release his creations onto the unsuspecting world instead of keeping
them within his personal gallery in the catacombs of Dodgy manor.
Nordbutt realized that it was impossible to find in the shops or
on the internet that special or different funny gift for someone
who has everything, So to help towards the upkeep of Dodgy manor
and to keep Nordbutt with a full supply of gigglewick toffee, Dr
Codvalve agreed to supply personalized gifts on a commissioned one
off basis. Nordbutt decided that this concept was truly unique and
dully appointed himself head of sales and marketing. Nordbutt decided
to put the whole concept across to the public he would need to invent
something himself (Well, with the Dr's help) that is when the "phifimoe
form" was invented to explain to potential customers how to
commission Dr Codvalve to create that personalized funny gift for
their chosen recipient.
Dr Codvalve was more than impressed with Nordbutt's
Phifimoe form and after a long night drinking apple and spud gargle
juice made from locally grown produce he decided to release his
creations onto the world. Dr Codvalve did not want any trespassers
in his personal gallery or lab. So he jumped at Nordbutts idea of
selling his creations on the T'internet. So the stage was set. Nordbutt
got the stable lad Eysore to knock up some images and the site was
uploaded. Eysore was paid with a new yard brush and two tins of
slippy horse saddle soap. He was more than happy and offered to
help Nordbutt with the Phifimoe forms and E-mails if he could move
into the manor house from the stable. Nordbutt agreed as long as
he promised to get a wash once a week.
Soon the word got round the T'internet and the Phifimoe
forms were flowing freely. Dr Codvalve was slightly alarmed that
the likes of famously type people were buying his creations and
using them as a talking point at after match parties and the like.
Gordbert the local joiner was very busy making display cases for
the Doctors work. Page
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