And offered Nordbutt a special commission of one sack of wood shavings for every customer Nordbutt sent to him for a display case.

Dr Codvalve was very impressed with Nordbutts contribution to the business and decided that Nordbutt should employ his own PA to help him. Nordbutt's first choice was Eysore the stable lad. However Eysore could not live up to Nordbutt's mental and detached personality and see Nordbutt's vision for global domination of the funny gift market. So Norbutt appointed Gleeson the ground keeper as his PA. Nordbutt agreed to pay Gleeson the sum of 3 new shovels and 4 packets of super huge acorns per month plus board and lodgings within the north wing. Gleeson agreed as long as he didn't have to change the woo woo fuse on the giggle gadget again as he caught his testicles on the fargot pipes and he was left with a nasty swelling for weeks.

The team was set

  1. Dr Codvalve. Inventor writer and connoisseur of fine wine.
  2. Nordbutt the slightly detached. Customer services.
  3. Gleeson. PA to Nordbutt and ground keeper.
  4. Eysore. Web masta and truffle stalker.
  5. Chewy. General dogs body, gerticular greaser and weg laxer.(sectioned)
  6. Alnewtricia. Cook, parcel wrapper and general spendaholic.
  7. Skunky Mr. Self and safety, Smell detectorist.
  8. Shrekton Newhall. Dodgy Manor security. Blake Rovins chum.

So the legend of dodgy manor continues. Everything produced would never be replicated again. People are amazed, confused, puzzled, bewildered and admitted to hospital with laughter scars every week but all agree that a commissioned piece from Welldodgy.com is defiantly worth the look they get when their intended receive their masterpiece from the doctor.

 

© Dr Codvalve 2006 Nordbutt is watching from his padded cell